Okay. I know for a fact that Lt. Lucas Gabriel Spiegel is the most skilled, smoothest ladies' man that has ever lived in recent times.
Just trust me. I know.
Subject: re: Proof.
He made you switch teams, AJ?
Subject: re: re: Proof.
No, no, no. If he can get the unlayable laid, what's that say?
Subject: Shan being weird (was re: Proof.)
I think it's true. The unlayable being our own Chief Tactical Officer. Only explanation I can think of, for the blue one's weird behavior lately. While my colleague was sitting at his console, Shan motors straight for him... barking... "YOU! What are YOU doing here!"
"Calibrating the sensors, sir."
"Keep up the good work!" then he claps him hard on the shoulder and stalks off.
This happened. I SAW it.
Subject: re: Shan being weird
Shan being weird? That has another explanation.
Subject: Spiegel's the MAN! (was: re: Shan being weird)
Nope. It doesn't. He was seen leaving Spiegel's quarters. Which means. Spiegel's firm hand of guidance has laid the unlayable.
Show of hands, please? Do YOU want to sleep with Shan? Anyone? See? I proved my point.
Subject: re: Spiegel's the MAN!
No, Shan just has a little problem. He left Spiegel's quarters DRUNK. And rumor has it he showed up for some major debriefing drunk.
I'd say his habit is getting the better of him.
Subject: Spiegel! (was: re: Spiegel's the MAN!)
Nah. Spiegel's just a Casanova with mad skillz. I know, it was hard for *me* to believe at first.
I saw him cockblock Shan at a party. Shan must've decided to benefit from his tutelage... and not hate the player, but hate the game.
I've heard that our esteemed engineer has grown quite in demand...